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spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

Quote 31 Aug 6,115 notes
We loved with a love that was more than love.
— Edgar Allan Poe (via feellng)
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r-emnant:

i went shopping for school supplies yesterday

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poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

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captainnaustralia:

captainnaustralia:

fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”

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this isn’t how i want to be remembered 

Photo 28 Aug 605 notes zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

Photo 28 Aug 42,834 notes thecolorchartreuse:

thatsanita:

So that’s what it’s used for

eating breakfast on the go

im soo adding one on my car now 

thecolorchartreuse:

thatsanita:

So that’s what it’s used for

eating breakfast on the go

im soo adding one on my car now 

(Source: memewhore)

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meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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